Which of these did NOT happen in Girl Genius? (1/4)
the MC was originally unable to break reality becayse she wore a necklace
man surgically repairs couples' infertility and forgets to tell them
A castle waxes Rhapsodic about the Mongols and fantasizes about being a yurt
Character's life saved by their doctor killing them repeatedly
Villain sidetracked from plots by the prospect of Cake
Indestructible kidnapper steals a prince from librarians, who kidnapped him too
A woman loses her drillbit in the floor and has to ask the building for it back
Zombiefied Fantasy Sun King sleeping under Paris attacks looking for his bride
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Which of these did NOT happen in Girl Genius? (2/4)
A social Darwinist gives control of his army to a cat
BDSM Nanny suspected of being former supervillain actually warrior angel robot
Color changing MILF adopts MC and teaches her about the birds and weasels
Shop's coffee is improved till it causes religious experience/mental breakdown
Doctor must keep patient in bed, patient puts bed in moving robot
Woman escapes aggressive suitor using an artillery reindeer & flying pigs
Foppish Anti-villain woken from a two-and-a-half year sleep by homoerotic rival
Hero commandeers steampunk police vehicle to escape Giant Ghost Spiders
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me being mutuals with someone but not talking to them is the same as a cat existing in the same room as a person and considers it socializing. me liking and reblogging posts is like the cat purring
Spock: My parents might have raised an emotionally vacant child with massive insecurities, but they did not raise a quitter.
horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth
I just want to take this moment to say how much I stan the ocean and have always had the appropriate sense of terror in regards to the ocean and nature in general. You would never catch me getting in a tin death can to go see the titanic. That is what the internet is for.
tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea
This is the most accurate post on anxiety ever.




















